Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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