Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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