Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you didnt know i had herpes?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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