I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
it was like eating out sand paper
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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