if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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