Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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