Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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