thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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