franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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