Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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