try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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