Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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