People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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