I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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