no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
