The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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