I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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