You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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