Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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