stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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