hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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