I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
