so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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