I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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