Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
