lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Randomize
