Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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