I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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