i jhust puked up my retainher.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
