I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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