Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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