Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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