Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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