You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
