I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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