Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We got so high we made milksteak
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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