I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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