i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
