Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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