i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
