what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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