you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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