We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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