im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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