he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
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