This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Randomize
