I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
