FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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