if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
