i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
it glows. i had to have it.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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